Waiter, There's a Hair in My Nachos con Carne

Good evening, Ms. Nacho Hat. I am pleased to introduce you to Mr. Meat Hat. I can't believe you're both still single after all these years and thought you might hit it off. Please make sure I get a good table at the wedding, because, yes, it's going to happen.

--Straight Guy


Gay Guy said...

Okay. You straight guys can just take this and run with it. NO contest. Have it.

Straight in Upstate said...

If it were a cardigan tied around your neck, with Camembert on one sleeve and Carr's water crackers on the other, with a straw to a canteen of a nice Riesling, you'd be all over it. Too stereotypical? Actually, I don't think I've ever seen you with a sweater tied around your neck - maybe I'm confusing gay men with rich white art museum patrons.

Gay Guy said...

No, not sweater around the neck. See today's post.

And, not Riesling. Have you ever seen my down a Riesling? A canteen of a nice Cote du Rhone, maybe.

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