tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73734229847525474542024-02-18T22:54:19.023-05:00Gay Guy / Straight GuyGay Guy and Straight Guy have been friends for almost 15 years. Other than their friendship, they have absolutely nothing in common. They trust and rely on each other, give each other questionable advice, and each finds the other a constant source of amusement.Gay Guy / Straight Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03109201342579673656noreply@blogger.comBlogger772125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-22837732800287034952012-10-17T21:47:00.000-04:002012-10-17T21:47:26.846-04:00Model ManStraight Guy,
Another reason to live. <a href="http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/top_model_20/2012_Oct_16_boys-and-girls">Next Top Model</a> goes coed.
Gay Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16077332478255141617noreply@blogger.com101tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-68674816235767375192012-10-10T22:31:00.001-04:002012-10-10T22:31:28.284-04:00<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Straight Guy,</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>I had a laugh out loud moment this morning before you arrived at work.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>The first step of my work day is switching out of my commuting shoes into the nice shoes that live under my desk. </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>I tried to pull open the drawer where I stash the shoe horn. Locked. Huh? </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Eventually I remembered that I have my old laptop and a recent UPS delivery for you in my bottom drawer, so I had locked the desk. But my first thought was that I had locked up the shoe horn. That would be one valuable shoe horn. </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>This was funny at the time, but I don't think it translates well to text.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>--Gay Guy</i></span><br />
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<br />Gay Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16077332478255141617noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-35768875007026508742012-09-24T21:19:00.001-04:002012-09-24T21:19:56.627-04:00<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Straight Guy,</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Came home today from a great long weekend in Provincetown. </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>I had an interesting interaction in the airport in Boston on the way home. I took the Ptown ferry back to the Boston airport. After going through airport security, I grabbed some lunch. The eatery was low on table space, and a guy asked if he could share the table with me. </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>I knew I had seen him sometime today. Was it the Provincetown/Boston ferry? </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>So, let's quickly jump ahead to the answer. No, decidedly not the ferry, but the US Airways screening line.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Here's the synopsis: Given that I'm a basically a friendly guy, had come off a long weekend of chatting with strangers in Ptown and that this guy and I were sitting two feet apart from each other, I struck up a little conversation. </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Me: I've seen you today. Were you on the ferry?</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Him: No. I haven't been on a ferry in years.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Me: Okay.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Him: If I had been on the ferry, where we I have been coming from?</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Me: Provincetown.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Him: No. No. I'm no homophobe but there's no reason for me to be in Provincetown.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Me: Okay, my bad.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Him: Yeah, I wasn't in Provincetown.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Me: Okay.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Buddy, it's great that you're straight. But, there's lots of reasons for straight people to be in Ptown. Like the best food on that part of Cape Cod. </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>He did apologize for the remark. Hoped he hadn't offended me. I told it was fine--no harm, no foul. I wasn't offended, just weary that it required a drama.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>SG, please, please remind me not to talk to strangers.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>--Gay Guy</i></span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I'm in Boston, waiting for the ferry to Provincetown. Yes, the summer gay mecca, just not in the summer. It already feels like early fall, which it pretty much already is. No matter, I am not going to Ptown to work on my tan.</span></i><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I need the down time. One of the many things that I love about Ptown is the opportunity to just be quiet. My head needs that right now.</span></i><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Hoping for blogging time.</span></i><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">--Gay Guy</span></i>Gay Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16077332478255141617noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-78802169840086515192012-09-11T16:43:00.002-04:002012-09-11T16:43:57.441-04:00Viral Video: This Vogueing Spider is not Gay!<iframe width="545" height="307" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/E-nmeYirsvA?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
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<i>Here's some of the news that happened over the past few months that I shoulda, woulda, coulda blogged about. Here's a few headlines. If you want details, call me. . . maybe. </i></div>
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<li><i>Chick-fil-A head says gay marriage brings God's judgment. Cluck you, dude.</i></li>
<li><i>Green Lantern comes out as new gay DC comics character. You show me your gay superpower, I'll show you mine. </i></li>
<li><i>Anderson Cooper comes out. Duh.</i></li>
<li><i>Target starts selling same-sex marriage greeting cards. This choice still has to be easier than finding the perfect Father's Day card.</i></li>
<li><i>Jimmie "J.J." Walker lets us all know that he's against gay marriage on "moral grounds." Not Dy-No-Mite, you big swisher.</i></li>
<li><i>Gay troops allowed to march in uniform in San Diego Pride Parade. No snarky comment, just pride.</i></li>
<li><i>Astronaut Sally Ride dies, survived by female partner of 27 years. Again, nothing but pride.</i></li>
<li><i>Olympics. Hot bods, lotsa skin, lotsa Spandex. 'Nuf said.</i></li>
<li><i>Australian Olympic swimmer Ian Thorpe won't answer definitively if he is gay, but says he "ticks all the boxes." Uhmm . . . . okay . . . . got it.</i></li>
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<i>Happy to be back on the blog with you, SG!</i></div>
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<i style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">--Gay Guy</i>Gay Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16077332478255141617noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-73170324355811275932012-09-01T18:00:00.001-04:002012-09-01T18:00:53.714-04:00Tick, Tick, Tick...<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Wait. What? Over the summer, when we targeted September 1 for a relaunch, we weren't smart enough to notice that the day fell on a Saturday of a 3-day weekend. Oops. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Still, we're very excited. Maybe not as excited as this guy (see below), but pretty close. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Talk to you Tuesday. </span><br />
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This will be old news by the time we relaunch in a couple of weeks. Too good Not to share. It's closing in on 10 million views after 2 days. </div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Excited? We are.</span></div>
Straight Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01854561008655010619noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-42807438275012076392012-05-03T19:57:00.004-04:002012-08-13T17:51:16.007-04:00Viral Video: Street Talk with The Beards<iframe width="545" height="307" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cV-P-PsxQXY?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
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--Straight Guy</div>Straight Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01854561008655010619noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-26090225542867392882012-05-03T15:41:00.001-04:002012-05-03T15:41:36.304-04:00When Only the Breast Will Do<em><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Straight Guy,</span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I've been receiving some interesting mail these days. It's obvious that the marketers know nothing about me.</span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I don't know what I bought or where I bought it, but I am now receiving all kinds of baby-oriented mail. I'm now getting "BabyTalk" magazine. In case you've let your subscription lapse, this issue's content includes such relevant articles as: "Before picking your baby's name," "The peeps every mom needs," and "50 inspiring nursery ideas."</span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Lots of gay men and women adopt or find other ways of having kids, so the magazine could be relevant to some other gay man. </span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">"BabyTalk" goes into the recycling bin, but I am holding on to a post card. It's a promo with coupon for a bottle for breastfeeding moms. "Your Baby Can Have the Breast, Even When You Are Away" it screams. On the back it bellows, "When Only the Breast Will Do."</span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I have nothing against this product. I just find it amusing that someone is trying to interest me in it.</span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">At the other end of the spectrum. the Democratic National Committee sent me an email letting me know I can put my name on a NASCAR stock car at one of their rallies or hee haws. It's from the Obama for America campaign. Again, not for me.</span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">SG, anythign interesting in your mail these days?</span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: Georgia;">--Gay Guy</span></em>Gay Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16077332478255141617noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-48554120885179283332012-04-05T15:18:00.000-04:002012-04-05T17:28:35.045-04:00Gee Whiz: Freebird!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Yes, this thing plays music. Not for those who suffer from "stage fright." </div>
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Billboard Magazine wins this month's synergy award. </div>
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(More GG/SG Gee Whiz entries can be found <a href="http://gayguystraightguy.blogspot.com/search?q=%22Gee+whiz%3A%22" target="_blank">here</a>.)</div>
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<span style="color: #073763; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Source: <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/play-a-guitar-with-your-piss-stream" target="_blank">BuzzFeed</a> & <a href="http://www.brainstorm9.com.br/29121/musica/guitar-pee-o-mictorio-dos-guitarristas/" target="_blank">B9</a></span>Straight Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01854561008655010619noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-50112009262340414732012-03-26T20:33:00.002-04:002012-08-13T17:51:16.014-04:00Viral Video: Don Loves Roger (Mad Men Remix)<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="307" mozallowfullscreen="" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/38342068?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="545"></iframe><br />
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Mad Men returned after an 18-month hiatus last night. Big numbers. Though not nearly as big as Straight Guy favorite, and AMC's other high- profile hit, The Walking Dead.<br />
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Yes, this is about two times too long. But it's a capable take on the man love that provides much of the Mad Men chemistry. Don loves women, but of course he also hates them. </div>
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--Straight Guy</div>Straight Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01854561008655010619noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-67539076989061416822012-03-18T17:14:00.000-04:002012-03-18T17:14:40.228-04:00Things Gay Guy Does Not Need to Do<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Straight Guy,</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>I have a bucket list, but it does not include underwater rope jumping. Nor being surrounded by manatees. </i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Not so Mr. Furman. <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/9138053/World-champion-record-breaker-Ashrita-Furman-aims-to-set-another-best-in-Brazil.html">Read</a> all about it.</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Thoughts? Ambitions?</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">--Gay Guy</span></i>Gay Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16077332478255141617noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-25852294499446940852012-03-13T22:32:00.000-04:002012-08-13T17:51:15.993-04:00Vid: I'm a S-L-U-T<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="307" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fZK75pXLlbY?rel=0" width="545"></iframe><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>I've been laughing at Rush Limbaugh and the pickle he's in. Confirms my hope that sooner or later people catch on to how stupid things are. </i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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</div><i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">--Gay Guy </span></i>Gay Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16077332478255141617noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-51933694309007209722012-03-03T13:27:00.000-05:002012-03-03T13:27:30.314-05:00Vid: Two Peeps, One Closet, Seven Minutes<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="307" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AYhXabSt9Xc?rel=0" width="545"></iframe><br />
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<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Straight Guy,</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>I never went to any junior high school parties where kids played Seven Minutes in Heaven. Or Spin the Bottle. Come to think of it, I'm not sure that there were any junior high school parties. Hey, wait, do you think that maybe there were parties, but I just didn't get . . . . . . ? Mom! Mom!</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>SNL's Mike O'Brien proves that if you wait long enough, everything comes back around. He's got Seven Minutes in Heaven.</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Some of the conversations are interesting, but content schmomtent, we're all here for the slow lean in that signals the end. Boys guests, too. The ending with Jason Sudekis in this clip is sweet. </i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><i><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">--Gay Guy</span></i>Gay Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16077332478255141617noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-70279440885382209022012-02-16T17:07:00.000-05:002012-08-13T17:51:16.027-04:00Viral Video: Poor Peter<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="307" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jGto_CxlaoQ?rel=0" width="545"></iframe><br />
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Emerson famously said "Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science." Emerson didn't say anything about garage experiments and Peter's wife, who is probably right, by the way. But great scientists never simply do what they are told to do. Fight the good fight, Peter. </div>
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--Straight Guy</div>Straight Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01854561008655010619noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-58418817713081689562012-02-15T19:45:00.000-05:002012-02-15T19:58:03.427-05:00Gay/Straight Rorschach Test: Cabin<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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--Straight Guy</div>Straight Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01854561008655010619noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-52948073618985049392012-02-12T20:46:00.000-05:002012-02-12T20:46:34.476-05:00I Wanna Dance with Somebody<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Straight Guy,</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>I downloaded a few Whitney Houston songs today to add to my collection of exactly one. Whitney was great when I was not much in a pop culture place, so she's not much on my music radar screen.</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>For me, she's an example of someone with a wonderful voice who gave up control of that voice and her career to someone else. Ditto Celine Dione.</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>I wouldn't go so far as to say that Whitney is a gay icon. But we do love our dance music. And when Whitney sang happy dance music, nothing was better. Peace to you, lady.</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><i style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">--Gay Guy </i>Gay Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16077332478255141617noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-71654436141867909602012-02-09T21:15:00.001-05:002012-02-09T21:17:20.926-05:00Care for a Stretch?<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Straight Guy,</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>I'm sorry that I've been such a shitty blogging partner this year. All I can say is that I am completely burnt out. Not burnt out on blogging. Just burnt out on life. A cluster of reasons: Winter blahs, work has been sucking the creativity and joy out of me, I stay up too late then feel tired all day. Blah, blah, blah.</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i> I did find some energy in cleaning out the closets at home. And nothing like a new pair of shoes to cheer up this guy. Otherwise, just the same things over and over.</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>So instead of waiting to feel creative to inspire blogging, maybe I can blog to inspire creativity.</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>To de-stress and stretch myself, literally, I've been trying to get into a yoga routine. Even with three yoga studios within sight of my front door, it's been harder than I thought. Harder to get a spot in class (I give new year's resolutions until Valentine's Day to perish) and harder than ever to do the work. </i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Yoga is tough. Physically tough and hard to admit it. Men's flexibility pales in comparison to women's flexibility, that's well know. I don't care that I am less flexible than women, just that I'm less flexible than everyone. Maybe I need an all-men class. Here's a good Washington Post <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/wellness/guys-stretch-now-or-pay-later/2011/12/21/gIQA3ZILYP_story.html">article</a></i> <i>about one man's yoga experience. Sounds scarily familiar.</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Keep me honest on the stretching. And the blogging.</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><i style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">--Gay Guy</i>Gay Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16077332478255141617noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-10800657195457225092012-02-07T12:58:00.000-05:002012-02-07T12:58:11.421-05:00Gay Meets Straight: Madonna at the Superbowl<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="400" id="ep" width="545"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" />
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Our buddy Billy has hit the big time with a gig on Conan. He has his own Superbowl priorities. </div>
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I know that the programmers at PBS refused to delay airing an original episode of Downton Abbey, so you were unable to see the Superbowl. But did you catch the halftime show?</div>
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--Straight Guy</div>
<br />Straight Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01854561008655010619noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-58106141187703356982012-02-02T16:17:00.000-05:002012-02-02T16:17:39.561-05:00Gay Guy Needs a Hearing Test<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>I just walked by Straight Guy's office. </em></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>He told me that he was working on his filing cabinets. I heard that he was working on his fag habits.</em></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>I need a hearing test. But, it was the first time I've laughed at work for a while.</em></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>--Gay Guy</em></span>Gay Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16077332478255141617noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-16238473628084228502012-01-30T17:47:00.003-05:002012-01-30T17:48:29.755-05:00Gee Whiz: Mixed Emotions<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Another entry into our <a href="http://gayguystraightguy.blogspot.com/search?q=gee+whiz" target="_blank">Gee Whiz</a> category, and this one has some controversy attached. [<a href="http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/289823/20120130/lip-shaped-urinals-germany-rolling-stones-museum.htm" target="_blank">Link</a>]</div>
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A private German Rolling Stones museum (ugh, of course) installed these urinals, apparently oblivious to the controversy that could ensue...</div>
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Critic: "Why does it have to be a woman's mouth? If it had been based on the emblem of the stones with the tongue, it would have been okay. But the tongue's been left out and they really look like women's mouths."</div>
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Owner: "That's not a man's mouth or a woman's mouth, that's art... They were damned expensive and they're staying where they are."</div>
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The owner was right about one thing: the expense. They cost 695 euros each! [<a href="http://www.bathroom-mania.com/en/enhome/enfshome.html" target="_blank">Link</a>]</div>
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What do you think, GG? Readers? Do you see the Stones logo? Homage or insult? </div>
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--Straight Guy</div>Straight Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01854561008655010619noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7373422984752547454.post-25635811960882254732012-01-27T18:20:00.001-05:002012-01-27T18:20:36.602-05:00And Then This Happened: Hair Ring<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I've added a bunch of stuff to the <a href="http://gayadsstraightads.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">GayAdsStraightAds Tumblr</a>. Some are funny European ads that I'd never seen before, and a dreadful ad promoting tourism in North Dakota. There's also a TV ad for the Renault Twingo -- with a nice twist. </div>
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The ad above is for the European lifestyle magazine Grazia which implies that a man can only be as attractive as his least stylish detail. There's another in the series on <a href="http://gayadsstraightads.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">GayAdsStraightAds</a> which diminishes dudes in fannypacks. </div>
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