Model Man

Straight Guy, Another reason to live. Next Top Model goes coed.
Straight Guy,

I had a laugh out loud moment this morning before you arrived at work.

The first step of my work day is switching out of my commuting shoes into the nice shoes that live under my desk. 

I tried to pull open the drawer where I stash the shoe horn. Locked. Huh? 

Eventually I remembered that I have my old laptop and a recent UPS delivery for you in my bottom drawer, so I had locked the desk. But my first thought was that I had locked up the shoe horn. That would be one valuable shoe horn. 

This was funny at the time, but I don't think it translates well to text.

--Gay Guy