Today's Gay Guy, Straight Guy exchange:
SG: What are you doing this weekend?
GG: Going to the beach.
SG: To that guy who has the nice house?
SG: You didn't make any . . . promises . . . did you?
Proudly or sadly, Gay Guy is not the 'promise to put out for a weekend at the beach' sort of guy. Unless the beach is on St. Bart's. Or Turks and Caicos. (I just like saying Caicos. It sounds gay.)
Wish me luck on the gay end of the beach. If no one kicks sand in my face, that'll be a good start.
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