Straight Guy,
More on our gay/straight clothing brand divide.
As you alluded to, I am not a fan of Dockers. Especially their trousers. There is something about their design or fit -- does not show off the ass well -- that's sure to kill off the projection of sexiness in a man. When men start wearing Dockers, it's a sure sign that they given up on having sex. Even with their mates. Don't let their Web site trick you; the pants don't look that good on real men.
Over the weekend, I went on a long hike. One of the guys on the hike (the hottest guy there, BTW) was wearing Dockers underwear. Two points: 1) Who knew Dockers made underwear? 2) I only saw the underwear because he pulled up his T-shirt to wipe the sweat off his face; I saw the band of his underwear peeking up over his shorts.
Conclusion: This guy and his flat stomach had not given up on having sex. Nor had sex given up on having him.
--Gay Guy
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5 comments:
Dockers = Dads
So....Dockers pants=no sex, but Dockers undies=bring it on? Are we to assume that the company did a better job of cupping the tush than they did w/their pants?
I need proof, man!
So let me get this straight, GG. I'm with Katherine. In your mind...
Dockers Slacks = Turn off.
Dockers Briefs = Call me.
Is that right?
I don't know that Dockers makes underwear better than it makes pants.
It was that the hiking pal's shirt pull-up and the abs/torso reveal would have made Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, Sears, as well as Dockers look appealing.
More the power of suggestion than the power of construction.
I can't believe it because a blog like that is what I was waiting for because the designs I could get in here are so beautiful and fashion.m10m
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