What Happens When Malibu Ken Turned 50


Straight Guy,

Some things, not even Gay Guy can explain.

Like this.

Admit it, it's things like this that make you frightened of me, isn't it.

--Gay Guy



11 comments:

Michael Rivers said...

Well Ken finally came out of the closet. It's not like we all didn't know. That blonde, buff and waxed-smooth pretty boy who led Barbie on for all these years.

Some gay designer at Barbie Inc. is laughing his ass off right now.

Gingerella said...

They need to make him more orange, for the fake tan. Like George Hamilton. ;)

another gay gay said...

I fear that the next step for Ken will be "troll" doll.

Smileyfreak said...

I want that doll's jacket! Slightly scary doll though,I think I might have nightmares about that lol OMG! Someone should dress up as 50 year old Ken for Halloween :)

Spot said...

Wow. I don't care how much money he has...I'm not sleeping with that guy. That's just disturbing.

♥Spot

Anonymous said...

He doesn't remind me of any gay man I know, I'm happy to say.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

I swear, he looked like one of my profs when doing my undergrad... He also had a red convertible Mercedes!!

Straight Guy said...

Am I mean for laughing at the warning that his "small parts" are a "choking hazard"?

The Expatresse said...

Oh! Oh! Oh! No one has beat me to it!!!!

Ken and Barbie are packaged separately because . . .


wait for it . . . .



. . . .

KEN COMES IN HIS OWN BOX!

Sorry. I love that joke.

Gay Guy said...

Expatresse,


How long have you been waiting for that moment to fall into you lap?

Kathryn said...

Oh, too funny...and strangely disturbing all at the same time.

For the "adult" collector...huh. Anyone know what I'd be tempted to do if I came across this doll??

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