Straight Guy Gift Guide, Day 3: Sex Doll Raincoat

Horny and shameless, but also want to express your commitment recycling? Let everyone know with this fully-functional hooded jacket. Now including extra functions!

More options on the dutch designer's site, some more explicit than others. I don't know if I could bring myself to use some of the "pockets" for keys or spare change.

--Straight Guy

4 comments:

David said...

I see that coat from the back and I think of a decoy. Poor guy. Should he be worried when he senses someone approaching from the rear?

Straight Guy said...

My elementary teacher used to tell us that she had "eyes in the back of her head" so that we wouldn't attempt anything when her back was turned. Now that this jacket makes the threat real, it only seems to encourage the worst of the behavior she was trying to shut down.

I don't think anyone ends up on the street in one of these jackets unwillingly. Any extra attention they get is to be expected at the least and in most cases is probably encouraged. Their outerwear is silently propositioning all passersby, after all.

Kathryn said...

How would you describe the look on its face? It looks like "wary" meets "oh, crap!".

Gay Guy said...

It reminds me of the very very last mini scene in Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Readers, if you have never seen Priscilla, run, run run to your Netflix site and get it. Great fun.

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