The nonsensically expensive and upscale grocery store near me hijacked a corner of the store and suddenly began wrapping it in pink bunting. Started populating it with flowers. Too early for Mardi Gras, I puzzled. A nod of the head to Carnivale? Oh, Valentine's. Right.
Did you get Mrs. Straight Guy a card, I hope?
Everyone, for those in love, out of it, longing, laughing, straight, gay, or just a mess, there's six words or less for you. The Washington Post collected readers' love stories of six words or less. Very fun.
My favorite: "Excellent tooth-to-ball-cap ratio."
--Gay Guy
--Gay Guy
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I thought "He brought doughnuts. I was sold" summed up my fantasy man.
Some were witty, some were sappy, and some were an open oozing wound, i.e. incest, cheating, despair. Ouch.
PS I didn't scroll down that far, but I agree with GG on the tooth-to-ballcap ratio one. I myself live in a tooth-optional community.
Loved those stories...kept the page up and scrolled back and forth all day. It seems to have struck a cord with a lot of people. My fav: "Wanted: Emotionally unavailable man. Drama provided."
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