Nice to Meet You, Mr. Springsteen, But Around Here We Usually Just Shake Hands

Easy, Bruce. We like you. Just not that way.

All in all, I thought he rocked it last night.

"America, step back from the guacamole! Put down the chicken fingers!"

Now can we forever dispose of the gimmicky, stunt-driven, halftime show and just let great performers do their thing?

--Straight Guy


Gay Guy said...

Ho, hum. Like this is the first time that Bruce Springsteen has slid crotch-first into my face.

Straight Guy said...

This is the kind of thing that rock stars can get away with. But if I ever did this to the people where I work...

Jamie said...

lmao I needed this today.

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