Lilly Willy: Cialis Not Lost, Declares Guy Guy

Straight Guy,

Gay Guy was a domestic animal this past weekend. The Rites of Spring . . . Spring Cleaning, that is. The weekend's mission was to send the woolly winter wear to the dry cleaners and take out the spring clothes, bed linen, bedspread, etc.

The fresh outlook makes me feel like a new and happy person, but the amount of laundry to be done over one weekend is intense. Dirty stuff needs to be clean; musty clothes from the recesses of the closet need a wash to smell clean, and it all needs to be put away by the end of the weekend.

While I was in the midst of these labors, a Cialis commercial landed straight into my agitator. Cialis is for the treatment of erectile dysfunction. It's made my Lilly Pharmaceuticals. Call it the Lilly Willy, if you will. Unlike its cousin, Viagra, Cialis is for daily use so "you can be ready anytime the moment is right." I guess it's like electricity--always floating around but nothing happens until you plug something in and turn it on. Sorry, infantile, I know.

Disclaimer: I do not need to know anything about Cialis. I am ignorant of using it.

Back to the commercial. The theme is "anytime can be the right time." A guy comes into the laundry room, toting a full laundry basket. He hands the basket to his wife. Hands touch. Eyes meet. Knowing glances exchanged. Music swells. Cialis lurches. He's filling up one basket while he empties out the other. Wow!

In the midst of folding polo shirts and mating and folding a centipede's worth of black socks . . . well, all I can say is if that --or any guy--had showed up in my place ready to help me do the laundry, I would be the one springing a hard on.

This is the road that Gay Guy has traveled: I used to want a guy to rip off my clothes and throw me onto the washing machine. Now, if I could get one to empty a hamper, I'd be moist.

Please tell me it's better in Straight Town.

--Gay Guy

17 comments:

Straight in Upstate said...

No, it's not. On the other hand, you know how to get laid - find a like-minded person and start doing his laundry.

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Okay....not exactly what I was expecting this post to be about. lol

Gay Guy said...

SIU,

More like he needs to start doing MY laundry to get any action out of me. If he folds well, who knows what's possible.

Dorn said...

Before our relationship I'd pursued my wife for awhile and seemed to be stalled at the friend stage so I assumed it was a dead end road. When she started showing up to help me with my laundry so we could go out sooner, I realized it was heading toward much better things. I will attest that someone else folding your knickers works.

Gay Guy said...

Dorn,

Help folding laundry does indeed sound like spousal material.

kathryn said...

Would you really want to touch someone's unmentionables if you weren't interested in doing the horizontal hustle?

Ya gotta love a man who will fold clothes and put them away...especially if it's not his own clothes...(sighs wistfully)...

Kyle said...

P.S. I fold well. =D

In fact, I'm catching up on this blog to procrastinate from putting away all of my junk from my dorm move back to my room at home. Rites of spring cleaning, indeed. >.>

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