Gay/Straight Gift Guide: Handerpants


"...combines the sweat absorption and chafing protection of underwear with form fitting gloves..."

You absolutely can't have too much chafing protection in your life. If you're self conscious, stuff a tiny sock in them.

They're for reals, yo. Purchase at neatoshop.

--Straight Guy

13 comments:

Gingerella said...

Briefs only? No boxer option? Hmph. ;)

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Who doesn't love wearing underwearish looking gloves on their hands?

straight in upstate said...

To paraphrase a line from Office Space, I believe you'd get your ass kicked if you showed up wearing these.

SteveA said...

TOO FUNNY!

Dorn said...

Try getting those skid marks out!

Spot said...

I'm speechless. That doesn't happen very often.

♥Spot

Anonymous said...

So does this mean that fleece lined gor-tex underpants will be available soon?

Anonymous said...

Is that a fist or are you just happy to see me?

Conan the Episcopalian said...

Wow. Giving someone the finger takes on extra symbolic meaning when you have these on.

kathryn said...

Oh, SG....this is unbelievable!

...made even more unbelievable by the remark about putting a sock in it.

How do you find this stuff??

Hilarious!

Vivianne said...

Hmmm, although perhaps more comfortable for some, the boxer option would be too bulky for activities like typing, waving and sign language.

Gay Guy said...

Welcome, Vivianne. So glad you've found us.

Brutalism said...

Handerpants? I don't know whether the name or the product annoys me more. It's ridiculous and I do not approve. That being said...I can totally see buying these for a few of my friends.

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