Gay/Straight Holiday Gift Guide: Hot Calendars for 2010

Gay Guy,

For shameless exploitation and objectification, you (and many of our readers) won't be able to top the "Hot Guys, Baby Animals" calendar. Just look... That scruffy dude REALLY cares about the poor, pigment-less rabbit. Give me a break. Plenty of immodest dog walking and shirtless snuggling, to boot.

Who was it that said, "I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it."? Oh well, proceeds benefit several animal rescue organizations, so indulge without guilt. (Link: www.hotguysandbabyanimals.com)


I'm slightly fascinated/embarrassed/intimidated by the "Hot Mormon Muffins" calendar. Mormon moms and muffin recipes... how could something that sounds so right go so wrong? The publisher said the calendars "are designed to shake up stereotypes that paint Mormons in general as stuffy or hyper-conservative and mothers in particular as homemakers from another era." Not a bad goal, but the guy was recently excommunicated from the LDS church for this mission-based work.

Hey, how come only dudes with crew cuts, bicycles, white shirts, and boring brochures come knocking on my door? Sometimes, a hot muffin might be the perfect way to break the ice. And I just might be speaking literally about recently baked breakfast treats!

(Links: AOL News, Store ... oh geez, they also have a shirtless Mormon "Men on a Mission" calendar. I can't win.)

--Straight Guy

19 comments:

Michael Rivers said...

I must admit that the last two years I did buy the Morman Men calendars. They were hot. But now I'm switching to the Rugby player one.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

I am totally sold on the idea. Love it, throw in hot men with cute animals, where do I sign up? Oh wait, I just did!!

Straight in Upstate said...

Hot Mormon Muffins.....I just wanted to say it again, that's all.

Christiejolu said...

I'll take a hot men with cute animals too!

book*addict said...

not so sure of the Hot Mormon Muffins, I mean I barely say the name of the calender without tripping all over my tongue. As for the hotties with the critters. Um...delicious? Makes me wanna buy more pets than what I already have/want.

Tinkerschnitzel said...

OMG! I'm laughing at the Hot Muffin calendar. I may just have to buy it. It's no wonder the guy got kicked out of the church - look at those women! It will go great with my retro/pinup kitchen, plus who can't use more muffin recipes?

Gingerella said...

Hot Morman Muffins....lmao! Because when I think of muffins, I think of hot Mormans...no wait. When I think of Mormans, I think of hot muffins. No, hang on...when I'm hot, I think of Morman muffins....oh nevermind. ;)

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Isn't it fascinating/creepy the calendars they come up with?

Kathryn said...

Aren't they breaking some kind of commandment by posing in such a seductive way? I wonder if there's a little disclaimer on that calendar cover that says "person depicted here is in no way, shape or form related to the Mormon Church. She's a hot model we found wandering Rodeo Drive who thought the ad was for MORTON salt." She's quoted as saying "What?? There's salt in muffins, right?"

kamagra said...

I think it is a cool idea, I would probably will be looking at the puppies, but according to both of my sisters, the idea is nice.
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