Wake the Eff Up, Dagwood! A Continuing Saga...

Oh, I get it. It's funny because Dagwood would rather eat Domino's chicken wings than have sex with Blondie. You see, he's completely dead down there. Hi. Lar. I. Ous.

Dagwood, your straight guy street cred is nada.

Yes. I realize that manipulating your sexual relationship into a reward system for completed chores is not a benchmark of a healthy marriage. But since it's not working anyway, we'll have to forgive Blondie.

I think it's high time we get some kind of crossover going on with the writers of Judge Parker. Yowza. I never know exactly what's going on in that strip, but those characters are... um... healthy.

I know. Some folks love these old strips because they never change. But notice that Dagwood has a new-fangled, flat-panel TV. Welcome to the modern world. He can't be missing all those annoying "Viva Viagra" ads, though. Can he? I don't care how long you've been married, Dagwood, that's friggin Blondie. Wake up.

--Straight Guy

3 comments:

Kathryn said...

Well, it does sound like Dagwood would prefer pizza over sex w/Blondie. This does not bode well.
Equally disturbing is the fact that you noticed the style of Dagwood's television, SG.
Now, I don't know what to think.

Gay Guy said...

SG,

You always have had the hots for Blondie, haven't you?

Straight Guy said...

She's come so far and deserves so much better. And, well, OK, yes.

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