Since you are on the road, I doubt you were able to listen to This American Life today for a repeat of this decade-plus-old story, I Like Guys, by David Sedaris. When you get back, give it a listen. Or read it in Sedaris' collection Naked, though nothing compares to listening to his voice.
Faggots, a drunk football coach/math teacher, nervous tics, camp loathing, bathroom issues, accordions -- it's packed.
I love Saturday radio; it's a wonder that I ever get out of the apartment.