Gaydar Check Needed on Tailgate Party Antics

Many mixed messages here. Looks like a typical straight guy taligate keg party. A few of them are wearing football jerseys, so let's assume that's the backstory. But...

Dancing and airhumping to Euro disco in wet t-shirts?

And, was that one guy wearing a poncho or serape?

There's a girl or two in the crowd but still a little too much man-love for this straight guy.

--Straight Guy


Kathryn said...

Oh, c'mon....are you kidding me? I'm sorry guys...this is MEN at their (NOT) finest. "Dude! Let's see how long we can hold Mikey's head in the beer-filled bucket that we last used to clean up the overflow from the john at Pauley's Pork House!"
Then, they do the manly-bump and grind at how happy everyone is that Mikey's still freakin' breathing. This is a bunch of hammered guys being stupid.
I CANNOT be the only one who sees this....

Gay Guy said...

AB-SO-LUTE-LY nothing gay going on there, my friend. That group is all yours.

I look at clip of film and feel glad that I don't have children. Those guys are just frightening.

SG, I'll give you a point for wondering about the Euro disco music.

Straight Guy said...

Yeah. I know these guys are straight, but they are on some kind of hormone overdose. Hopeless. I guess my point is that, in a social setting, straight guys should at least be posturing for the opposite sex, no? They can be dudes and bros all day long if they want, but my guess is that it's going to be a long, lonely night for these guys.

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