Straight Guy Hall of Badassery: Newsbrief

The headline says it all: "Man Uses Chainsaw to Fight Off Mountain Lion Attack"

Badass details here.

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He raised his chainsaw and met the lion head-on as it pounced."

Just for contrast, my excitement for the day: Reese's Pieces are now in the vending machine near my office. I don't even really feel fully alive right now.

--Straight Guy

3 comments:

Kathryn said...

Hey. Maybe Mr. Chainsaw Guy had some Reese's Pieces in his pocket at the time of the attack. That might explain the cosmic co-incidence....

James H said...

...this is the coolest thing ever.

Straight Shooter said...

You gota fight with what you brought to the arena.

Wicked Cool!!

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