Straight Guy Hall of Shame: Tit for Tat

Just when I make the case (in my last post) that straight guys are unfairly ridiculed, I find this.

Old news, but long story short: crazy Canadian (and obviously very lonely) guy decides to upgrade a marginally slutty sultry tattoo on his leg by repurposing a silicone chin implant to fill out the bust of said tattoo.

Upside: He gets a little action every time he puts on his socks.

Downside: Dude is a complete idiot. Oh yeah, and his body profoundly rejects the implant only a few weeks later. Read the gross details here.

--Straight Guy

PS: If you've got an interest in a fail blog where mistakes are permanent, more madness (some NSFW) at ugliesttattoos.com

2 comments:

Kathryn said...

Is it me, or is he also wearing those earrings that stretch the holes in your lobes out to about the size of a quarter?
Sexy.....
Set him up with Linda the penguin...maybe she'll find all that black & white a turn-on.

Gay Guy said...

Wow, Hooters right there on your calf. You don't even have to leave home to get it.

Gay Guy / Straight Guy Archive