Straight Guy,
I put some trash down the chute this morning. In the recycling bin was a paper grocery bag with at least four or five empty boxes condom boxes in it (plus some other recyclables).
Sorry the picture isn't so good, but if it's impolite enough to photograph your neighbors' trash, styling it for a photo shoot is over the top.
I'm glad that my neighbors (which unit?) are taking good care of their health or doing thoughtful family planning. I tried to calculate the number of individual condoms, but I didn't want get caught poking through the trash for details. At any rate, it indicates a lot of sex.
I hate show offs.
Or were the condoms party favors? (Where was my invite?) Trick or treat goodies?
Readers, do you buy everything in bulk?
--Gay Guy
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Leaves you wondering ... I think it's a photo caption contest waiting to happen.
JPro,
So, you be the first entry in the caption contest! We'd love your (evil, witty) thoughts.
Canned peaches and condoms? Who are these people? They obviously have kids (who else buys canned peaches?) AND a very active sex life. Plus, they live in the funky part of town.
Should we call Protective Services? Or try to hack our way onto their e-vite list?
Everyone has their favorite post-coital snack - apparently these folks are into peaches. Or they're allergic to strawberries and prefer peaches and whipped cream to get their kink on.
Is it sad that I'm jealous of someone else's trash?
SIU,
"Everyone has their favorite post-coital snack!"
Do tell me more! (Just not too much more. . . )
Gee, didn't you at least feel tempted to turn the box around so we could read all about the pleasure-seeking qualities of all those already-used condoms? We need to be informed, GG!
I'd no idea that condom boxes were even considered recyclable. Now I feel all inconsiderate and wasteful.
*whistles*
Peaches and condoms....kinda makes you wonder who you're living next to...
Nope, GG, I've said too much already.
At one point I had 500 condoms in my apartment--unused. I threw a party (alcohol and pizza) and gave out tons of them as favors. I was afraid if I was hooking up and a guy saw I had 500 condoms he might get scared. I don't want to tell you why I had 500, but I seriously had 500. Stop snooping! LOL!
Well heck, if kindergartners need to learn about sex, why not give condoms away for Halloween? They were even generous enough to go with Trojan Ecstasys. Could have been Trustex Banana Flavored.
Bulk? I wish. Let me just say there have been times when I've looked at my stash and wondered if they were still good.
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