Gay Guy/Straight Guy Horror: Bare Down There

Straight Guy,

Why yet another article on manscaping? Why post a link to an article about a straight guy getting a Brazilian wax.

Because it's there, dude. Because it's there.

Brazilian. Down there. In the southern hemisphere. I don't mean just on the globe.

I had my legs crossed tight while reading the article.

So, honestly guys, any of you ever get a south-of-the border wax? Ladies: Hot or not? Tell us.

--Gay Guy

7 comments:

Single Dad Laughing said...

OMG, please tell me that no man on earth has ever really gotten a Brazilian wax!

Single Dad Laughing

SteveA said...

I never will - never I say!

J9 said...

PLenty of men get them, most work in a profession in which it matters. And only hot if you like looking at children...

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Erm...I'll stay out of this one.

BosGuy said...

I prefer to trim. Just the thought of waxing south of the border makes me weak in the knees (not in a good way).

Straight Guy said...

The article is pretty clear about the motivation behind the majority of straight guy "brozillians.". Because women are demanding them. Most of them as repayment for their own grooming standards. That is truly frightening. And another reason not to even begin this game.

Ask and ye shall receive, indeed.

Straight in Upstate said...

Since marriage is a big theme on this blog - being in it, desiring it, being denied it - let me define marriage from my standpoint. My wife and I don't ask each other to do crazy shit like having pubic hair ripped off, and our, um, interpersonal relationships aren't based on media and role models. I don't think we're remotely living up to the standards set by Maxim and Cosmopolitan (our regional grocery chain, BTW, is putting "porn covers" over Cosmo in the checkout lines, so kids aren't reading about "Make Your Man Scream! 25 Orgasm Tips!"), but we have a good time, if you know what I mean. I totally agree with SG - if you're in love (die-in-the-nursing-home together love), why would you "even begin this game"?

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