Gay Guy: "My World Cup Overfloweth"

Straight Guy,

Interesting read about the World Cup in today's Washington Post.

To summarize: Blah, blah, blah, photo gallery. Blah, blah, something about offside rules. Photo gallery. Blah, blah, blah, anaerobic-something-capacity photo gallery. Blah, blah, blah, post-game sweaty jersey swap.

Post-game sweaty jersey swap.

Blah, blah, blah. Scientific and cultural explanations for sexiness. Photo gallery. Blah.

--Gay Guy

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very funny. I get your point!

Straight in Upstate said...

Interesting post by GG. To summarize, after looking at aforementioned photo gallery: "Dear Santa, I need the 2011 Men of the World Cup calendar. Not want. Thank you, GG."

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Sounded like a lot of photo galleries and blah blah-ing to me.

Great post GG. :)

SteveA said...

Did you see the Portugee players - they were all dressed in Armani suits - and boy are they breathtaking!

Straight Guy said...

There is no straight version of this. We would never want the filthy castoffs from players in a game or performance that we found uninteresting. Not even if they were hot women.

Gay Guy said...

Straight in Upstate:

Could you trot that letter over to the North Pole, please? I'll be looking for my calendar in my stocking.

Anonymous said...

You must be sad the the games are over.

kathryn said...

Oh, GG. I felt exactly the same way. Every time someone brought it up, my eyes would glaze over and I'd mentally go to my happy place and dig my toes deeper into...the sand. (Mind out of the gutter, people.)

Although, I DID read that these guys are in incredible shape to play this sport, so there are probably calendars galore....

Gotta go shopping.

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