Straight Guy Gift Guide: Remote Control + Bottle Opener

It had to happen eventually. Get one here.

Just another entry into my list of mundane items (ho-hum) that will open a bottled beer (hoo-ray!). Check out earlier posts on neckties, and flip-flops.

--Straight Guy

7 comments:

Straight in Upstate said...

The website's hilarious, from the legal "please drink responsibly" tag to "Bottle" listed as a function. Absent from the list of features is "Waterproof for when you pass out and spill your beer all over it".

I've always been more interested in doing more with fewer gadgets, like opening a beer with your car keys or smoking pot using an apple and a straw. Where's the sense of adventure anymore?

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Gotta love multitasking.

Michael Rivers said...

What a great device!!

WannabeVirginia W. said...

You know, I am going to have to say that it is brilliant. In as much as I don't drink beer, it is rather interesting. Someone needs to work on the corkscrew on/in flip flops.

Brutalism said...

I somehow missed the flip flop bottle opener post and was actually writing a post about the same when I saw your post about the remote bottle opener. Hilarious.

Brutalism said...

Um...amendment. I not only did not miss that post, I posted a lengthy comment on it. Perhaps I have cracked open a few too many beers with the Reef flip flops...

kathryn said...

It was only a matter of time, SG. It you invent it, evidently they will BUY it.

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