It's simple, really. I instructed the blog "widget" to pull stories from the major news outlets. In keeping with our theme, it looks for any stories that contain the words "gay" AND "straight." For the most part, it does a pretty good job of staying on topic... marriage rights, don't-ask-don't-tell, etc. But "Tyson GAY took the lead in the final STRAIGHT" also matches the criteria. Sadly, the quality of newsmakers' posteriors does not influence our results... yet.
Time for some equal rights mocking: why do Tyson Gay articles keep popping up on your news links? Are you using an automatic filter - the polar opposite of the "Tyson Homosexual" people but nonetheless mindless? (What, you have day jobs that hinder your creating links manually?) Are you obsessed with track and field (which makes both of you oddities in America)? Or does he have a great ass?
Technology has it's limits, though. Gay Guy asked me if I could screen the newswires to instantly alert him if either of the Fiennes brothers lands stateside. Sorry. No can do.