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Quick question from Straight in Upstate...

Time for some equal rights mocking: why do Tyson Gay articles keep popping up on your news links? Are you using an automatic filter - the polar opposite of the "Tyson Homosexual" people but nonetheless mindless? (What, you have day jobs that hinder your creating links manually?) Are you obsessed with track and field (which makes both of you oddities in America)? Or does he have a great ass?

It's simple, really. I instructed the blog "widget" to pull stories from the major news outlets. In keeping with our theme, it looks for any stories that contain the words "gay" AND "straight." For the most part, it does a pretty good job of staying on topic... marriage rights, don't-ask-don't-tell, etc. But "Tyson GAY took the lead in the final STRAIGHT" also matches the criteria. Sadly, the quality of newsmakers' posteriors does not influence our results... yet.

Technology has it's limits, though. Gay Guy asked me if I could screen the newswires to instantly alert him if either of the Fiennes brothers lands stateside. Sorry. No can do.

--Straight Guy

4 comments:

straight in upstate said...

Thanks SG, I didn't catch onto the "gay AND straight" component. I look forward to daily updates on Mr. Homosexual's performance during the Olympics. Speaking of which, maybe you can find a visual filter for GG that links any photos of men in spandex running shorts. Personally, I'll be watching women's beach volleyball - hey, they have to wear those tiny bikinis for better movement.

Gay Guy said...

SG: In addition to tracking the Brothers Fiennes, would you add Daniel Day Lewis to your search? That'd be great.

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