Viral Video: Straight Guys Ruin Everything - Macho Salad Edition



No translation needed, thanks.

Gay Guy, prepare yourself before you hit play. This will not be easy for you.

Still with me? O.K. Time for you, and our readers, to list your puns and tasteless jokes in our comments section.

--Straight Guy

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

The salad was only the first course. I'd hate to see what he does to the rump roast.

Gay Guy said...

What's for dinner, SG?

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Sorry, I've been rendered speechless. Ask me again in another ten days once I've got that OUT of my head and I'll have something prepared for you.

Michael Rivers said...

I think I'll stick to my bags of lettuce.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Can someone PUHLEASE toss the salad.

Straight in Upstate said...

I'm much more mundane, I guess: Is this an ad for something?? Is it the French version of Funny or Die? And did anyone else notice the back of the guy's head - a bad haircut or bizarre-pattern-baldness?

And NOW I'm speechless.

Dorn said...

SiU, I wondered the same thing about the back of his head. It looked like a snakes tongue. The whole thing was just hmmm...perplexing. His arm has to be demolished after slamming it in to the edge of the counter while crushing the lettuce.

Gay Guy said...

This is why my people stick with fruit salad.

Straight Guy said...

Yeah. But do you make it with this much flourish?

For folks asking about the source, I've learned that it's from a Swedish movie named Farsan, in which the lead character tries to become more manly in order to save his marriage.

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kathryn said...

I would have been out the door as soon as he walked down the hall. I literally backed away from my computer as this ad went on....saying, "Ewwwww" the entire time.

This "man" (parody of a man? Oh, please say it's a parody...) is everything I dislike about men.

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