Straight Guy Hall of Shame: Is That Your Coccyx, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Gay Guy,

Here are a few sample pages of the new promo calendar from the EIZO medical imagery company. Classy.

Where does one purchase four-inch stiletto heels that are impervious to radiation?

In a recent post on catcalling, I claimed to have never stooped to that level. Allow me one moment of indulgence... Check out the scapula structure on Miss April!

Courtesy of Advertolog, a wiki for print and video advertising. You can blame a German ad agency for this concept.

Why am I suddenly craving baby back ribs?

--Straight Guy

5 comments:

WannabeVirginia W. said...

I am baffled. I sit here with my mouth open perplexed. Uhmm, nevermind.

Oddyoddyo13 said...

That just makes me wonder what they'll think of next.

kathryn said...

This goes beyond bizarre. Did you notice she changed stilettos to a pair with ankle straps for the smaller shots? Probably those metal shoes kept clocking her when she raised her legs over her head.

Can you imagine adding these to your model's portfolio?

Dorn said...

Look Ma, my modeling career is really taking off. I got to pose nude, no one will even see my face and I got enough radiation for a life time of cancer. All from one shoot! Luckiest girl ever!

Straight Shooter said...

Talk about "bare bones" advertising!!

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