Gay Card: It's a Fact

Straight Guy,

Like a lot of gay guys, I've always joked about the gay card--the acknowledgment that you're gay enough to be in the club. A card can be revoked or at least questioned, as in: "Can you believe that he has no interest in musical theater. We'll have to take away his gay card."

Today, I learned that the gay card is real.

Click here to take a quiz. I scored 48 the first time, only 40 on the second try. What gives?

--Gay Guy


Straight Guy said...

24. "Your flame is dim, but you've got potential. Keep up the gay work." There were a few questions I didn't even understand... "bandana code?"

But there are a few divas on my iPod.

straight in upstate said...

20 - I was a little surprised it was that high. They got me on Golden Girls and Sound of Music...unfair...why do the gays get exclusive rights to 80s TV and Julie Andrews? I don't want to BE Julie Andrews, she was the foundation of some hetero nun fantasies.

Rob from VA said...

32. I have been called the worst gay guy ever before...but that was by the worst straight guy I know.


The Expatresse said...

72 "Acceptably gay."

And I am a certified fag hag.

The Expatresse said...

Yeah: can anyone fill us in on the "bandana code"? You mean the old thing about which back pocket and in certain colors?

(Frankly, I read "banana code" at first.)

BosGuy said...

Too funny... I posted this yesterday on my blog after I saw guys on Twitter talking about it. I took the quiz twice. The first time I got a 60 and the second time I got a 68. I can't figure out what I answered differently, but I have a crap memory.

Brutalism said...

One of my best friends has an older brother who is gay. He was visiting recently and helping her put out a spread for a party along with a male friend of hers, who is also gay. The gay friend dumped a box of crackers into a basket, broken ones and all, and just left them there. My friend's brother disgustedly picked out the broken cracker pieces, arranged the remaining crackers artfully and asked the friend, "Alice...are you sure you're gay?" I almost wet my pants.

Gay Guy said...

Thank you, Brutalism. This crackers on display story is a spot on example of someone in danger of losing his gay card. He needs to be looking over his shoulder for the card cops.

Kyle said...
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Kyle said...

Hey SG, we got the same score. I didn't know what the bandana code was, either (urbandictionary lists it as the hanky code).

I pretty much don't have a gay card and suck as a gay. =p

craig said...

Yeah! 80! "Straight acting" my foot!

Climb2Nowhere said...

What do you mean, today you learned your gay card is real?

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