Product Watch: Oh No, They Didn't... Oh Yes, They Did


Gay Guy, Readers,

Help me find the words... I am definitely of two minds on this.

Source: Superpunch

--Straight Guy

10 comments:

straight in upstate said...

This is just cross-marketing, right, not cookies on a pizza? I suppose it makes sense...unless you actually try to eat right. Pizza is horrible (in Weight Watcher's world), and cookies are close behind. Mrs. Straight Guy could probably scarf down this combo after a triathalon and still be a thousand calories in the black, but that's about it.

Dorn said...

Resolutions have been broken long before now and marketers know it! Isn't this the same time frame KFC introduced the Double Down last year? Such easy prey.

JP said...

Remind me, is this the 6th or 7th sign of the Apocolypse?

Jen said...

This is about getting the most possible carbs and sugar in one punch. I'd be interested to see the prime demographic picking this item up. I have a feeling it would confirm my suspicions.

Molly Louise said...

If we're talking prime demographics, I think the Dominos in my college town is probably going to lose some business over this one. Dinner and dessert in one box. How much simpler can it get?

Which says nothing about how it's going to actually taste.

Straight Guy said...

Thanks everyone. My dietary habits are not beyond reproach. And we all overindulge. But do we need to package it that way?

For the carb/sugar cravers like me, this is like selling whiskey and cigarettes in the same box.

kathryn said...

Obesity, obesity, obesity. This is all that's going through my mind.

That and the fact that I believe I have some chocolate chip cookie dough in the back of my freezer...

Gay Guy said...

SG, There was a coupon in the paper today for this pizza/cookie thing.

I don't think I'd every buy this product, but who knows. Pizza and cookies are two of my weakest weaknesses. At least dietary, that is.

GG is on a diet, so there's no chance that box is ending up in my cart.

Tinkerschnitzel said...

OMG. Once the snow and ice thaws, I'm heading straight to the store to buy this. Pizza and cookies are my two biggest weaknesses, and since the dr has been bitching at me for being underweight, this is a perfect meal. :)

Brutalism said...

mmmm....pizza and cookies in a box...together at last...

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