pinky ring proves it!Hey, Gay Guy,
As someone who is gay and has read all seven books, please let me know what the big deal is. I'm still back in book four, before Hogwarts changed curriculum, I guess. But as far as I know, Dumbledore was pretty asexual. In fact, I can't really think of a wizard who was ever really workin' it.
Witches are another story, they run the gamut from Margaret Hamilton in the Wizard of Oz to Nicole Kidman, who played a witch in both Practical Magic and Bewitched.
Because I am straight, I do not know much about these movies. But my point is proven by the existence of sexywitchcostume.com, while "sexy wizard" googles to almost nothing.
If this is a "team pride" sort of thing, please accept Dumbledore with our best wishes. Hey, you can have Gandalf, too.
--Straight Guy
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Oh good. We are picking teams...In that case, I'd like to push that little Malfoy guy off on the Gay Team as well.
Please...take him - get him a tan, a hair cut and teach him some fabulosity to go with his ego. I mean...if you are going to be a diva - at least have some credentials to back it up!
Count me as one who thought Dumbledore was sexy all along.
Teams you say? How about those Pats? I see a serious fight between SG and GG over our QB1...
Dear straightsox: I assume by Pats you mean New England Patriots? I went on the Web site. There are three QBs -- which one is QB1? And, I love how they say these gents were "acquired." How does one acquire a QB? Is there some QVC show I don't know about?
OMG. Really? QVC? Brilliant. Can I buy a QB with tight tush?! Fabulous. Will he promise not to talk, but just look fabulous all the time??
Although, hmmmmm... once again we straight girls will be competing with you fabulous gay guys for the small market of hotties (of which there are nearly none in DC according to a recent poll).
Hey GG, catching on faster than expected...but c'mon, QB1? Two words for you - Tom Brady - commit to memory.
Straight sox: Oh, I am ready to commit to Tom Brady, or at least get civilly unionized. If he's a Patriot, I am ready to grab my musket and fall in with the Minute Men.
i hate that f***ing series of books. for kids i guess. but it's buff that the old guy is guy LOL
People should read this.
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