Straight Guy Badassery Awards: Alabama Edition

Robert Lee of Cullman Liquidation:

Dale Peterson, Candidate for Ag Commish:

Both of these commercials are real. Too real. I won't mess with either one.

--Straight Guy


Oddyoddyo13 said...

I'd vote for the second guy, but I wouldn't by a house from that commercial. (That decision was made before I saw the commercial.)

I loved that both of these were blunt and true-we don't get a lot of that from advertisers, business owners, and politicians, that's for sure.

Straight Guy said...

Thanks, Oddyoodyo. But I had it the other way. I'd love to have a beer with anyone telling a my-wife's-boyfriend-broke-my-jaw-with-a-fencepost story.

Would I vote for anyone who intimidates me by flashing a Winchester rifle? Not so much.

I guess I don't give a rip.

Straight in Upstate said...

Oh, he's not selling houses, he's selling mobile homes. And some of them have stains.

I'm with SG - Bobby Lee really doesn't care if I don't buy a mobile home from him. I'm too jaded about politicians and can't believe anyone anymore - I didn't buy his pitch, and the rifle was a turn-off as well.

Tinkerschnitzel said...

I'm with Oddyoddyo13. I'd vote for the guy in the second commercial. Could someone send him to Texas, please?

Dorn said...

Make sure you stay off these guys' shit list. Pretty sure Crescent Wrench to the Jaw Mobile Home Guy would definitely be the kind of friend who'd help you get rid of the body too.

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