Do not delay your manscaping any longer! Norelco has launched the "Deforest Yourself, Reforest the World" campaign. For every bodygroomer they sell, they'll plant another tree with the help of the Arbor Day Foundation. Ad copy: "Now is your chance to man up, keep your 'hedges' trimmed, and help our forests grow... the only acceptable place for deforestation is on the human body."
Double bonus! Researchers have noted that human hair effectivley bonds to oil. Tons of hair clippings are ready to be deployed in an effort to clean up the the crude which will wash up on the Gulf Coast. So save those trimmings from your undercarriage, GG. Put them in a zip lock and mail them to one of your many friends in Alabama or Mississippi... just to let them know that you care and are willing to help.
NPR newslink here.
Triple bonus! The leader in oil-grabbing "hair boom" technology is based in San Francisco. They typically stuff human and animal hair into nylon stockings. The problem is not that they are running out of hair, but out of stockings. Who wears those anymore? Transvestites, that's who. And more than a few of them just happen to be in the SanFran area, go figure, and are willing to donate for the cause. You go, girls!
Oh, and yes, that's a manscaped-what-if-self-portrait created on the Norelco site: shaveeverywhere.com. Classy.
I can hear you now, GG. "Which one? Left or right?" Ha. Ha.
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