Some 9-year-old kid has just published a book on How to Talk to Girls. He appeared on the the Ellen show, and is now richer than I'll ever be.
Sample advice: "Comb your hair and don't wear sweatpants."
Ouch, kid. Do you have to cut me to the bone like that?
Let's be honest. This kid's mom wrote the book. No. Doubt. About it.
Anyway, Here's the little
Let me risk a stereotype here. Isn't the ability to deal with 9-year-old girls one of the early indicators that a boy might be gay? Did it come easier to you than your friends? I imagine you developed conversational skills by age 10 that I was still struggling to attain at 21.
--Straight Guy
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I can't pinpoint the age to 9, but GG definitely had mad skills with the cute girls early on. Not so much with the smokers, the party girls, and the girl with the biker wallet who went by Steve, not Stephanie, but he was tight with a lot more girls than I was. My witty repartee consisted of "hamana-hamana-hamana" followed by tripping over a shadow.
I just heard an interview on our local radio station (I may be the only person still listening to non-sattelite radio) with this boy. I'll admit...I changed stations mid-interview. I'm required to care when it's MY 9-year-old speaking his mind...but relationship advice from a stranger's kid? Nope....gotta draw the line somewhere.
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