Some 9-year-old kid has just published a book on How to Talk to Girls. He appeared on the the Ellen show, and is now richer than I'll ever be.
Sample advice: "Comb your hair and don't wear sweatpants."
Ouch, kid. Do you have to cut me to the bone like that?
Let's be honest. This kid's mom wrote the book. No. Doubt. About it.
Anyway, Here's the little
Let me risk a stereotype here. Isn't the ability to deal with 9-year-old girls one of the early indicators that a boy might be gay? Did it come easier to you than your friends? I imagine you developed conversational skills by age 10 that I was still struggling to attain at 21.