I'm only ever gonna write 'muff' once...

Straight Guy,

Put this "handwarmer" on the top of my wish list.

I don't normally watch football, but for the sake of good drama, I watched the Pats game tonight.

Oh my. If I only had known the NFL had opened a design arm. It's a man bag, it's a muff, it's an overnight bag. It's a codpiece. It's hilarious.

Can't Tom Brady just trot over to the sidelines and warm his hands over a bonfire?

Didn't Zsa Zsa Gabor often wear something similar?

--Gay Guy