Paul Lynde-isms

Mentioned him in my last post. There's a whole site, but had to share a few Hollywood Squares moments.
Peter Marshall: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body – what is it?
Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!

Peter Marshall: What are "dual purpose"cattle good for that other cattle aren't?
Paul Lynde: They give milk and cookies...but I don't recommend the cookies!


Peter Marshall: Who are more likely to be romantically responsive. Women under thirty or women over thirty?
Paul Lynde: I don't have a third choice�?

Peter Marshall: Paul, true or false. Occasionally, a bull moose will hear the horn of a diesel train and will run to it thinking that it is its lover?
Paul Lynde: And heaven help the conductor!


--Straight Guy

2 comments:

Gay Guy said...

Ah, but the very best Lynde-ism is still:
Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?

Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Anonymous said...

Big props to GG/SG for resurrecting Paul Lynde! Segue to Bewitched - Elizabeth Montgomery was hot, and they had some famous old actors, but even as an 8 year old kid I knew Paul Lynde was the funniest person on there.