Another Setback for Straight Guys



The Attractive Girls Union. We can't win.

Thanks to The Onion.

--Straight Guy

1 comment:

Straight in Upstate said...

Random thoughts:
I need to upgrade the rock I'm living under - when did The Onion go to video? People get paid to do this stuff? How do I get a gig like that?

It's freakishly realistic, with the crawlers and guest expert. And does raise a timeless question: why do women prefer rich douchebags who will cheat on them to frumpy guys in cargo pants? why are we, uh, they, persecuted for being easygoing but awkward?

And referencing back to the whole Sarah Palin issue (what constitutes hot?), those girls weren't attractive. The short one on the right was cute in a granola kind of way, the others were just tall with gracious endowments.

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