Hitting Straight Guys Where It Hurts

Here's a road safety PSA from New Zealand. Hardey har har.



I must say that I respect any nation that can spend its tax revenue on dick jokes. But still, the only safe target is the straight male, and his downstairs business. That's OK, we can take it.

Also, let's assume that Gay Guy drives like Aunt Bee only because of his massive gay junk. Most of the time, he's just too much man to deal with, and he just takes the bus. Thanks for putting safety first, GG.

--Straight Guy

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't the "compensation" problem mostly evident in mid-life men who turbo-charge their vehicles just when their own libido begins to fade?

Straight in Upstate said...

Compensation starts around age 6 when boys start seeing who can swing the biggest bat at Little League. I'm out of touch, it may start at 4 with Tee Ball now.

Munch said...

I had to watch this twice before I got it. Is that the NZ gesture? Is that the same as holding your thumb and pointer up and about 1 inch apart?

Gay Guy said...

Munch, you've never seen the pinky cue?

Some Other Gay Guy said...

Oh, this just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

CVLiz said...

OMG. This thing is hilarious. How did you find it?

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