Straight Guy,
Do I sway my hips slightly? Do I? You can tell me.
A little on the "science" of spotting a gay man.
--Gay Guy
I can't say that I've ever noticed any extra sway in your walk, GG.
But, I've seen you stumble and fall a few times and you momentarily turned into Rip Taylor... or maybe Elizabeth Taylor.
--Straight Guy
Cold, SG, cold. Of course I was arms-akimbo, I was on ice skates. I thought I was rather sporty to be out there. My sashaying arms were helping me avoid having an Ass Capades moment on my tail.
-- Gay Guy
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Oh Gay Guy,
"Sway my hips slightly?"...Are you serious? You sashay your hips wildly!
You make my friend, Sipsie, seem as butch as Mr John Wayne!
This seems like a throwback to "Which ear does he wear an earring in?" There are probably bigger cues than swaying hips - eyeliner and sarcasm that could kill a bull elephant are the red-flag combo for me. But, like the motion of one's hips, those might be just another personal choice...or a survival technique learned at home.
Have to say, I thought Gay Guy just walked like the rest of his family - now I'll to check. Look out for the hidden video camera next time, GG!
Cold, SG, cold. Of course I was arms-akimbo, I was on ice skates. I thought I was rather sporty to be out there. My sashaying arm were helping me avoid having an Ass Capades moment on my tail.
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