This gay guy needs some straight guy help. I can't get my imagination around this sign at the spa next door.
From your vast straight guy body of female knowledge, what do "eyelash extensions" entail?
Like most gay men, I know a lot from women. Not necessarily about women, but from them. There's a difference, though my friend Kiki always notes that my perspectives on women's shoes prove that a gay guy is a girl's best friend.
Anyway, no female in my address book has ever talked about extending her eyelashes. So, SG, readers, anyone, please how does this work? Are longer lashes glued in between your own shorter ones? Are they growing off to the side? If they truly extend, how? Surely they can't be braided in like hair extensions.
For $99, you should be able to get a caterpillar.
To keep the gay quotient up, the sign sends me into song:
"Like a filly who is ready for a race
When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curls
I float like the clouds on air do
I enjoy being a girl"
"I Enjoy Being a Girl" is sadly one of the few songs readily known from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Flower Drum Song.
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