Readers,
Gay Guy is already dashing through the snow on his holiday break. But before he left, we ranked a traditional list of "guy gifts" to see how they would fall in our quad graphs.
Obviously, Christmas came early in the form of the Don't Ask Don't Tell repeal. And that was the only case where this graph "goes to 11."
Otherwise, please let us know what we missed. No, there's no "Hot Babe Calendar" on my side of the graph, but I'm not dead inside. I just have a wife and two daughters, so let's be real.
Gay Guy listed fancy shaving stuff pretty highly, but he also knows that I am not a fan of the Art of Shaving stores. Drug store shaving supplies are more than adequate, so don't fall into their trap, ladies! Yes. I am firmly convinced that 90 percent of the shoppers there are looking for gifts for boyfriends and husbands. Suckers.
Oh, yeah. I have a soft spot for Soap on a Rope. Who doesn't need a little bit of both? Soap now. Rope Later. That's a win/win. Haven't had one in years, though. Don't worry, I wouldn't wear it to work or anything. Or would I?
Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. All the best to you and yours, from Gay Guy and Straight Guy.
--Straight Guy
8 comments:
What, exactly, do you do with the rope, post-soap?
What, exactly, do you do with the rope, post-soap?
How do you feel about those little mesh bouquets they sell as exfoliators?
Frolicsome Solstice to you both.
Nance,
I actually have an answer for you: Hate'em. I am visiting my mom for the holidays and have had to move one of those mesh things around each time I shower. Can't they at least make it with a loop so you can hang it someplace?
Love the list. I actually got my husband a couple of those items. Electronics are always a winner.
Happy Holidays guys! Best wishes for a great new year.
Jen, let us know how the prezzies went over with the hubby.
Kyle, thanks for the good wishes. Happy 2011 to you, too.
So...where does Pope Soap on a Rope fall? Better than regular S-on-R, or too Catholic for SG?
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