Gay/Straight Rorschach Test: Cabin

Readers, 

What do you see in this selection from the trending website Cabin Porn?

I noted that the resident was a rugged minimalist who owns four flannel shirts of the same design. 

Gay Guy saw hope in the detailing of the rug. 

How about you? Check out Cabin Porn. There's something for everyone.

--Straight Guy

6 comments:

Elisa said...

I see no indication of indoor plumbing—Cabin Porn not so sexy without it…

Straight Guy said...

What? You can't see the pot hanging there under the shelf on the left? That's not for soup.

Concerned Reader said...

Hmmmm. Those linens don't seem to have an especially high thread count. Where's the button for the concierge?

Gay Guy said...

Where's the kitchen? Out of view? Or do you cook on the stove top? Looks like that stove produces a lot of dust.

I could have fun here for about a weekend. It's very "Little House in the Big Woods." But I'd say it's one night max.

BosGuy said...

I agree with Elisa. No plumbing (let alone central air or heat) is a deal breaker. Nothing porntastic about that for me.

straight in upstate said...

No, this is total porn - I love the shipping container huts and anything on the water. If you really need a horseshoe to set your ass on, get a Scandinavian chemical toilet, people.