"Gimme your digits. I'll text you later. After cookies and naptime."
Whatever is happening here, it can't end well. This kid's expectations will be tainted forever. Next time, just let him stay inside and play violent video games.
--Straight Guy
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12 comments:
Are those real?
The woman on the left. . . the side of her breast . . it's like a pull tab. Like the shell of crab. A soup can lid.
Who's more frightened -- me or that kid?
This picture right here, this is something gay men just don't get.
Yes, they're real (as in existing in this dimension), and very expensive.
If he's straight, frightened isn't what this kid is thinking. He's probably poppin' wood.
I'm with SG - this poor kid won't be able to date anyone under a Triple D cup.
Okay...that's got to be one of the most awkward pictures I've ever seen.
Maybe one of those babe's is the kid's mom!
... or grandmother
Who wears 5 inch heels to the beach or pool?
I know I'm a straight woman, so my opinion is probably biased, although I totally admit to occasionally checking out other women and thinking they're hot. But those boobs, really?? Those are circus boobs and probably ten times larger than their intellects. Bigger is not always better.
♥Spot
Gay men like chest implants.
Just not on women.
Everything that's been said is true, but if you're a straight man, you can't look away.
Even if you're a straight woman you can't look away! It's like a train wreck. Get some support for those ladies, or they'll end up dragging them on the ground when they're 60!
Ha ha, Tink, some guy's invested way too much money in those to ever let them drag the ground, and guaranteed he'll never see them at age 60. Newer model on the way with a grander set of upgrades. SiU, you're right, that kid will never see a normal woman as dating material.
What a lucky kid, I wish I being that kid to be between those beautiful girls, we can realize that little kid was so innocent because I being a little boy I had made something else.m10m
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