Good evening, Ms. Nacho Hat. I am pleased to introduce you to Mr. Meat Hat. I can't believe you're both still single after all these years and thought you might hit it off. Please make sure I get a good table at the wedding, because, yes, it's going to happen.--Straight Guy
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Okay. You straight guys can just take this and run with it. NO contest. Have it.
If it were a cardigan tied around your neck, with Camembert on one sleeve and Carr's water crackers on the other, with a straw to a canteen of a nice Riesling, you'd be all over it. Too stereotypical? Actually, I don't think I've ever seen you with a sweater tied around your neck - maybe I'm confusing gay men with rich white art museum patrons.
No, not sweater around the neck. See today's post.
And, not Riesling. Have you ever seen my down a Riesling? A canteen of a nice Cote du Rhone, maybe.
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